Someone couldn't resist. Someone couldn't help but reveal with a cackle they were going to beat me!
Beat me at what?
Cupcakes.
Yes. Cupcakes.
As a friendly cupcake baking competition lingered on the horizon, Someone decided that yours truly, The Pie Lady needs to be knocked off her baking thrown. And so "bring it" was declared.
"Watch your back", I said.
So, I couldn't help myself and I enlisted the help of my dear friend, the birthday girl, to decorate Someone's house like a big cupcake. At midnight. And with peanut butter.
She whole-heartedly agreed with sparkles in her eyes.
Unfortunately, this was the face that was plastered all over the social media network to deliver a little payback.
Except it looked more like this...
I would be removed from such scene if I just cleaned the windows.
So naturally, I hurried right over and said,
"over my dead body!"
And now my face is burned in the minds of all those I hold dear.
Lucky them.
It's one of my best shots.
We make good memories together...usually basking in the afterglow.
So....
Now its the night of the much anticipated competition. There is electricity in the air and you can cut the tension with a cake knife. Kitchens are bomb sites and many a wink was lost last night over flavor combination decisions.
7:00pm
Cupcakes are delivered.
8:24pm
"Here is a piece of paper, you have 1 minute to vote for your favorite based on appearance."
Um, what?!
We don't even get to taste them first?
Nada. Nope. Nine.
Someone states that they based all their hopes on taste; zero on presentation. What a let down.
I lose all hope. I vote for myself hoping to get at least one vote that way.
We all taste the cupcakes. My favorite is Someone else's. Lemon cake with crushed lemon heads, a raspberry sauce and garnished with fresh raspberries.
Barely audible over the roar of women gabbing, the results are nonchalantly announced. Blah blah, can't hear, blah blah.
2nd place goes to #11. I say "Debi! That's you! You won 2nd!" She looks a little stunned since she admitted to not trying for pretty.
and 1st place?
Embarrassingly, it was me.
I was secretly hoping to not win. I do win too many things sometimes. I feel like a hog.
A baking hog.
I won on presentation only which is about as satisfying as pureed pizza.
It was me who won the Symphony Bar for my Banana Cream Pie Cupcakes.
Me, who picked out the most perfect yellow bananas at the store on Monday so they would be a perfect ripeness by Thursday to make a most divine banana cake.
Me, who saved my neighbors fresh laid eggs for the homemade banana custard that was piped inside. Only to almost make it all over again when I realized that I made it with 1% milk instead of half and half.
Me, who whipped fresh cream to just shy of butter for the swirly rosette frosting. Then I whipped it again when it became too soft for the precise effect I was looking for.
Me, who drove to the hardware store to buy Butane so I could "creme brulee" sugar-coated bananas with my kitchen torch.
Me, who made pie crust from scratch only to crumble it up and sprinkle it on top, saving a few hearts to garnish.
Me, who boiled sugar, burning it and then starting again, just to make ribbons of spun sugar for a lacy effect.
Me, who bought special heart cupcake liners after Valentine's Day so that they would match my pie crust heart garnish.
All just so we could admire them.
Pureed pizza.
Yep, that good.
Apparently, Someone else had a tall glass of pureed pizza too. After crushing lemon heads, melting chocolate, buying "blooming" cupcake liners, chopping raspberry cookies, piped lemon curd and infusing truffles, it was meant to be admired, not eaten.
Honestly, no "winner" here. Just some awesome stories, trash-talkin' and delicious results.
Next year...you had better bring it Debi! Again.