If anyone knows where to get these books, I would like to read them...
- How Not to Resent Your Newborn When You’ve Got Things You Want to Do Even Though You Are Pretty Sure It is Because You Are Just Really Tired
- How to Raise a More Considerate Child
- How to Function on 70% Energy Capacity
- How to Resist Punching the New CFO of the Family (a.k.a Husband)
- How to Help Your Husband Understand that Raising a Family Costs Money Even Though He Would Like To Stop Spending Altogether
- How to Keep Your Transmission from Going Out on Christmas Vacation
- How to Keep Your Child from Developing a Serious Attitude
- How to Get Out of Bed in the Morning When You’ve Been up 6 Times with a Baby
- Ideas for Presents for People with Birthdays Right after Christmas
- How to fold 1,500,000 Pieces of Laundry Every Day
- How Not to Eat All Carbohydrates In Sight
- How to Keep Your Kids from Biting Their Fingernails, Coughing on the Baby & Dumping Their Backpacks in the Middle of the Floor at 4pm
- How to Look at Your Naked Self in the Mirror without Crying
- How to Speak at an Intellectual Level Slightly Higher Than a 5th Grader
- How to Find Time to Take a Nap Just Once This Year
- How to Feel Less Guilty About Slipping Your Child a Little Benadryl before Bedtime
- How to Make Cleaning Your Bathrooms a Priority
- How to Drink More Water and Less Diet Soda
- How to Go Through Less Than 14 Outfit Changes Sunday Morning
- How to Choke Down a Spinach Smoothie
- How to Thank Your Parents for EVERYTHING
- How to Recognize Your Divine Womanhood Even Though You Feel A Little Injustice during the Lonely Newborn Nights
- Creative Dinner Ideas When You Feel Like You Just Finished Cleaning-up Last Nights Dinner
- How to Get to Bed Before 11pm
2 comments:
You need to change the title of this post to, "Self Help Books I Am Going to Write".
Love your writing style and YOU are doing so much good.
d.
Amen, amen, amen. I love it and can so relate to it all. Oh...and just punch Rob. He deserves a good punch or two...or...three... :)
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