"Dear Winco Customers,
Here at Winco, we strive to provide you with the lowest cost on your everyday grocery needs. We take pride in offering inexpensive food to feed your families in this rough economy. However, due to recent problems in our bulk department, we have been forced to send out this warning reminding you not to sample the bulk foods. No Sampling signs have been placed on the bins for a reason. If you continue to eat these items without paying for them, we will be forced or raise our prices to match those of small grocery store chains thus driving the cost of food up around the globe.
You have been warned, so please obey our company policy.
Thank you,
Sincerely,
Winco Foods"*
Apparently, pancake mix is irresistible. Just lick your finger, dunk it in, savor the powdery wheatness!
*Not a real letter from Winco.
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